1. itsseamus:

    me: *comes out of room*

    parents: oh! lord have mercy! she came out of her cave!

    me:

    image

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  2. vampirestump:

    image

         all text posts in october must be
                  formatted like this

    image

    (via satanssecretblog)

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  3. hamball1:

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                        fuck you

    image

    (via satanssecretblog)

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  4. Hahahahahahaha fuck you.

    19 hours ago  /  1 note

  5. ugly-noise:

    stylesxhealy:

    stylesxhealy:

    THERE IS SUCH A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THE EDUCATION SYSTEM WHEN STUDENTS ARE IN TEARS EVERY SINGLE NIGHT AND WAKE UP EVERY SINGLE MORNING WANTING TO THROW UP AT THE THOUGHT OF GETTING OUT OF BED WHILE THINKING THAT THEY’D RATHER BE DEAD THAN GO TO SCHOOL

    eleven thousand people can relate to this post. that’s not okay. 

    Thirty nine thousand people can relate to this post. That’s not okay.

    (via allteensrelate)

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  6. meknotmck:

cactei:

florels:

the-absolute-best-posts:

michiamocristina:
An 87 Year Old College Student Named Rose The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn’t already know.  I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder. I turned round to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me  with a smile that lit up her entire being.  She said, “Hi handsome. My name is Rose. I’m eighty-seven years old. Can I give you a hug?” I laughed and enthusiastically responded, “Of course you may!” and she gave me a giant squeeze.  “Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?” I asked. She jokingly replied, “I’m here to meet a rich husband, get married, and have a couple of kids…” “No seriously,” I asked. I was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age. “I always dreamed of having a college education and now I’m getting one!” she told me. After class we walked to the student union building and shared a chocolate milkshake.We became instant friends. Every day for the  next three months, we would leave class together and talk nonstop. I was always mesmerized listening to this “time machine”  as she shared her wisdom and experience with me.  Over the course of the year, Rose became a campus icon and she easily made friends wherever she went. She loved to dress up and  she reveled in the attention bestowed upon her from the other students. She was living it up.  At the end of the semester we invited Rose to speak at our football banquet. I’ll never forget what she taught us. She was  introduced and stepped up to the podium. As she began to deliver her prepared speech, she dropped her three by five cards on the floor. Frustrated and a little embarrassed she leaned into the microphone and simply said, “I’m sorry I’m so jittery. I gave up beer for Lent and this whiskey is killing me! I’ll never get my speech back in order so let me just tell  you what I know.” As we laughed she cleared her throat and began, “We do not stop playing because we are old; we grow old because we stop  playing. There are only four secrets to staying young, being happy, and achieving success. You have to laugh and find humor every day.  You’ve got to have a dream. When you lose your dreams, you die. We have so many people walking around who are dead and don’t even know it!There is a huge difference between growing  older and growing up. If you are nineteen years old and lie in bed for one full year and don’t do one productive thing, you will turn twenty years old. If I am eighty-seven years old and stay in bed for a year and never do anything I will turn eighty-eight.  Anybody can grow older. That doesn’t take any talent or ability. The idea is to grow up by always finding opportunity in change.  Have no regrets. The elderly usually don’t have regrets for what we did, but rather for things we did not do. The only people who fear death are those  with regrets.” She concluded her speech by courageously singing “The Rose.” She challenged each of us to study the lyrics and live them out in our daily lives. At the year’s end Rose finished the college degree she had begun all those years ago. One week after graduation Rose died  peacefully in her sleep. Over two thousand college students attended her funeral in tribute to the wonderful woman who taught by example that it’s  never too late to be all you can possibly be .When you finish reading this, please send this peaceful word of advice to your friends and family, they’ll really enjoy it! These words have been passed along in loving memory of ROSE. REMEMBER, GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY. GROWING UP IS  OPTIONAL. We make a Living by what we get, We make a Life by what we give.

this is the best thing I have ever read in my life

oh my god

wow

    meknotmck:

    cactei:

    florels:

    the-absolute-best-posts:

    michiamocristina:

    An 87 Year Old College Student Named Rose

    The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn’t already know.
    I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder. I turned round to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me
    with a smile that lit up her entire being.

    She said, “Hi handsome. My name is Rose. I’m eighty-seven years old. Can I give you a hug?”

    I laughed and enthusiastically responded, “Of course you may!” and she gave me a giant squeeze.

    “Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?” I asked.

    She jokingly replied, “I’m here to meet a rich husband, get married, and have a couple of kids…”

    “No seriously,” I asked. I was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age.

    “I always dreamed of having a college education and now I’m getting one!” she told me.

    After class we walked to the student union building and shared a chocolate milkshake.We became instant friends. Every day for the
    next three months, we would leave class together and talk nonstop. I was always mesmerized listening to this “time machine”
    as she shared her wisdom and experience with me.

    Over the course of the year, Rose became a campus icon and she easily made friends wherever she went. She loved to dress up and
    she reveled in the attention bestowed upon her from the other students. She was living it up.

    At the end of the semester we invited Rose to speak at our football banquet. I’ll never forget what she taught us. She was
    introduced and stepped up to the podium.

    As she began to deliver her prepared speech, she dropped her three by five cards on the floor. Frustrated and a little embarrassed she leaned into the microphone and simply said, “I’m sorry I’m so jittery. I gave up beer for Lent and this whiskey is killing me! I’ll never get my speech back in order so let me just tell
    you what I know.”

    As we laughed she cleared her throat and began, “We do not stop playing because we are old; we grow old because we stop
    playing. There are only four secrets to staying young, being happy, and achieving success. You have to laugh and find humor every day.

    You’ve got to have a dream. When you lose your dreams, you die.
    We have so many people walking around who are dead and don’t even know it!There is a huge difference between growing
    older and growing up.

    If you are nineteen years old and lie in bed for one full year and don’t do one productive thing, you will turn twenty years old.

    If I am eighty-seven years old and stay in bed for a year and never do anything I will turn eighty-eight.

    Anybody can grow older. That doesn’t take any talent or ability. The idea is to grow up by always finding opportunity in change.
    Have no regrets.

    The elderly usually don’t have regrets for what we did, but rather for things we did not do. The only people who fear death are those
    with regrets.”

    She concluded her speech by courageously singing “The Rose.”

    She challenged each of us to study the lyrics and live them out in our daily lives.

    At the year’s end Rose finished the college degree she had begun all those years ago. One week after graduation Rose died
    peacefully in her sleep.

    Over two thousand college students attended her funeral in tribute to the wonderful woman who taught by example that it’s
    never too late to be all you can possibly be .When you finish reading this, please send this peaceful word of advice to your friends and family, they’ll really enjoy it!

    These words have been passed along in loving memory of ROSE.

    REMEMBER, GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY. GROWING UP IS
    OPTIONAL.

    We make a Living by what we get, We make a Life by what we give.

    this is the best thing I have ever read in my life

    oh my god

    wow

    (via saysomethingbritish)

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  7. evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

    evienator:

    octoberrainfall252:

    Not taking any chances

    I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

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  8. angel-of-revolution:

livelaughemmy:

Below are links to Broadway bootlegs I have found on Youtube!

The Addams Family (OBC)
Anything Goes (Sutton Foster as Reno)
Billy Elliot (Trent Kowalik) 
Bonnie and Clyde (OBC)
The Book Of Mormon
Carrie: The Musical (2013 Seattle production with Alice Ripley as Margaret )
Catch Me If You Can (Broadway 2011)
Cinderella (Broadway cast of 2013)
Cinderella (1997. Brandy as Cinderella)
Company (2011. Starring Neil Patrick Harris)
Godspell (Broadway revival 2011, starring Hunter Parish)
Grease (Broadway cast. Laura Osnes and Max Crumm)
Hairspray (Aaron Tveit as Link)
Into The Woods (2002 Broadway revival)
Legally Blonde: The Musical 
Les Misérables 
Les Misèrables (10th anniversary dream cast)
Little Women
Mamma Mia (London cast. Laura Michelle as Sophie)
Miss Saigon (Broadways closing night. 2001. Lea Salonga as Kim)
Newsies (OBC)
Next To Normal (OBC)
Once
Oklahoma! (Broadway cast of 1999, with Hugh Jackman)
The Phantom Of The Opera (Royal Albert Hall, 2011)
Pippin
Rent (Broadway cast of 2008)
Spring Awakening (Off Broadway cast!) 
Sweeney Todd (OBC)
Sweeney Todd (2005 Broadway revival closing night) 
Urinetown (OBC) 
Wicked (Aaron Tveit’s last show!)


thiscouldusealittlemoresonic. gooddifferentorbaddifferent. GUYS

WE HAVE TO.

    angel-of-revolution:

    livelaughemmy:

    Below are links to Broadway bootlegs I have found on Youtube!

    The Addams Family (OBC)

    Anything Goes (Sutton Foster as Reno)

    Billy Elliot (Trent Kowalik) 

    Bonnie and Clyde (OBC)

    The Book Of Mormon

    Carrie: The Musical (2013 Seattle production with Alice Ripley as Margaret )

    Catch Me If You Can (Broadway 2011)

    Cinderella (Broadway cast of 2013)

    Cinderella (1997. Brandy as Cinderella)

    Company (2011. Starring Neil Patrick Harris)

    Godspell (Broadway revival 2011, starring Hunter Parish)

    Grease (Broadway cast. Laura Osnes and Max Crumm)

    Hairspray (Aaron Tveit as Link)

    Into The Woods (2002 Broadway revival)

    Legally Blonde: The Musical 

    Les Misérables 

    Les Misèrables (10th anniversary dream cast)

    Little Women

    Mamma Mia (London cast. Laura Michelle as Sophie)

    Miss Saigon (Broadways closing night. 2001. Lea Salonga as Kim)

    Newsies (OBC)

    Next To Normal (OBC)

    Once

    Oklahoma! (Broadway cast of 1999, with Hugh Jackman)

    The Phantom Of The Opera (Royal Albert Hall, 2011)

    Pippin

    Rent (Broadway cast of 2008)

    Spring Awakening (Off Broadway cast!) 

    Sweeney Todd (OBC)

    Sweeney Todd (2005 Broadway revival closing night) 

    Urinetown (OBC) 

    Wicked (Aaron Tveit’s last show!)

    thiscouldusealittlemoresonic. gooddifferentorbaddifferent. GUYS

    WE HAVE TO.

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  9. gooddifferentorbaddifferent said: I love you.

    I love you too, Sarah :3

    1 day ago  /  0 notes

  10. adayinthelifeofpeach:

k-lionheart:

eyress:

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF WITS
The game is this: I set up five pairs of identical looking shots:  pineapple juice or lemon juice,  Chinese sugar tea or apple cider vinegar,  flat coke or soy sauce,  water or distilled white vinegar,  and tomato juice or Tabasco sauce.
I challenge a player in the circle to a color. They pick one and I take the other, with our best poker faces. Other players have to guess who got what.
It’s like the Princess Bride/A Study in Pink but no one gets poisoned!

MUST DO

you people are sick

    adayinthelifeofpeach:

    k-lionheart:

    eyress:

    I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF WITS

    The game is this:
    I set up five pairs of identical looking shots:
    pineapple juice or lemon juice,
    Chinese sugar tea or apple cider vinegar,
    flat coke or soy sauce,
    water or distilled white vinegar,
    and tomato juice or Tabasco sauce.

    I challenge a player in the circle to a color. They pick one and I take the other, with our best poker faces. Other players have to guess who got what.

    It’s like the Princess Bride/A Study in Pink but no one gets poisoned!

    MUST DO

    you people are sick

    (via abbyasdfjkl)

    2 days ago  /  235,617 notes  /  Source: eyress

  11. manymistypes:

-beth pecora

    manymistypes:

    -beth pecora

    (via bloochikin)

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  12. thebowtietori said: I like my men like how I like my watermelon. I'm deathly allergic to watermelon but it's nice to look at.

    that-awkward-lesbian-moment:

    perffff

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  13. THAT AWKWARD LESBIAN MOMENT

    that-awkward-lesbian-moment:

    when you tell a guy you’re a lesbian and he still tries to get with you -__-

    (submitted by kisssofinsanity)

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  14. photo

    photo

    photo

    photo

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  15. lethalsoup:

vinnie2757:

scarfloor:

mercy-angel-09:

sideshow-ericka:

The Overwhelming Decision to Give Up? oh man….

Could be worse. I’m Behold! The Truth. I sound like a supervillain that thinks they’re the hero.

I’m Fear Me! I’m the Vegan Preacher. I’m not even vegan.

Egads! It’s the B U Z Z K I L L

Behold! The Coke Fiend! Charlie Sheen!

Fuck you, I’m the Car Alarm.

    lethalsoup:

    vinnie2757:

    scarfloor:

    mercy-angel-09:

    sideshow-ericka:

    The Overwhelming Decision to Give Up? oh man….

    Could be worse. I’m Behold! The Truth. I sound like a supervillain that thinks they’re the hero.

    I’m Fear Me! I’m the Vegan Preacher. I’m not even vegan.

    Egads! It’s the B U Z Z K I L L

    Behold! The Coke Fiend! Charlie Sheen!

    Fuck you, I’m the Car Alarm.

    (via littledarklottie)

    6 days ago  /  71,763 notes  /  Source: harryfloorcorn